Dream a Little Dream

teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR...

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:15:31 -0400

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

while my prof was setting up for his lecture…

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:56:04 -0400

while my prof was setting up for his lecture…

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Sun, 19 May 2013 19:53:17 -0400

nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the...

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:50:48 -0400

nannajane:

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

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Sun, 19 May 2013 19:48:37 -0400

mendthebroken: acid-child: supergreak: halffizzbin: thechroni...

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:46:00 -0400

mendthebroken:

acid-child:

supergreak:

halffizzbin:

thechronicleofshe:

pinkhairedlesbianadventures:

coachela:

rehability:

sadaholic:

loudwhisperss:

teenage-drrtbag:

If only all men were like this.

If men were all like this the world population rate would be so slow

There are guys like this you’re just too busy putting them in the fucking friend zone to see that

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Oh hell no you better listen the fuck up dickwads

I was about to go to sleep and then this bullshit showed up on my dash and you have all earned yourselves fedoras so sit down, shut up, and educate your stupid asses.

“Putting them in the friendzone”? I’m sorry did you mean “I was nice to a girl and I cared about her and I’m bitter because she didn’t want me back?” Or was it “I believe that if I love another person they’re a bitch for just wanting to be friends.” Perhaps it was “I treated her (or pretended to, rather) like a person instead of a sexual object and now she’s not being a sexual object for me like I deserve.” No, wait, it’s “friendship with a girl makes me angry because I’m a self-entitled shithead who feels like if I want to be with a girl she has to accept that regardless of her feelings or else she’s a total bitch.”

The friendzone is the concept that a girl wanting to be your friend is somehow this inherently awful thing. Like, wow, did it occur to you that she thought you were, I dunno, FRIENDS? Did it occur to you that maybe she doesn’t feel romantically towards you but she still wants you to be part of her life because she thinks you’re a great person? I mean, if this is your reaction you’re wrong, because if you think friendzoning is a thing then clearly you’re a fucktrumpet but that’s beside the point.

Women are not machines you put niceness coins into until sex comes out. There are no punchcards to fill out to get to sex that you are apparently entitled to.

There is no friendzone, there are only people who don’t know how to behave like they’re not five-year-olds who don’t know how to take “no” for an answer.

Now I’m going to sleep. Disrespectful misogynistic asswagons.

Wow. Fucktrumpet, Asswagons? You are amazing at swearing. Like seriously amazing.

FUCKTRUMPET.

Women are not machines you put niceness coins into until sex comes out.

HOLY FUCK I LOVE YOU

everyone better read that long amazing comment!!!!!!!

fauxjuggernaut: tulio-the-sassy-and-powerful-god: tom-and-ben: _pumpkin-ple-motherfckers: fuckyou...

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:34:45 -0400

fauxjuggernaut:

tulio-the-sassy-and-powerful-god:

tom-and-ben:

_pumpkin-ple-motherfckers:

fuckyoutomhiddleston:

If yahoo does end up buying tumblr and shuts it down

I just wanted everyone to know that

you’ve all been truly wonderful people

and

it was an honor blogging with you all

I truly love all of you and will miss you all

It was a great time. You will always be in my

heart.

It’s been fabulous Tumblr. Peace out.

But I love you all…

slydig: tsarbucks: slydig: dont be mean be median or mode damn math fandom bloggers

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:22:22 -0400

slydig:

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean

be median or mode

damn math fandom bloggers

puppy-dog-radcliffe: wotcher-doctor: alwaysvotesaxon: squeetow...

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:20:29 -0400

puppy-dog-radcliffe:

wotcher-doctor:

alwaysvotesaxon:

squeetown:

Jason Isaacs: I remember my very first day, I improvised a line. I had my first day, probably my first shot, I had to kind of flounce out of a room when Dumbledore, played by the late, great Richard Harris, put me in my place, and there was no line written, no exit line. And I’d been humiliated, and my plan had come to nothing. And I said to Chris Columbus, “Don’t you think there should be a line?” And he said, “Well, say something. Say whatever you like.” So we did another take, and I hadn’t told anyone what I was going to do. And as I turned to leave, I looked at Daniel, and I said, “Let us hope Mr. Potter will always be around to save the day.” And then Daniel, who was all of 12, stepped right up to me, looked me right in the eye, and said “Don’t worry. I will be.” A chill went down my spine. And as he did it, I thought, “Christ, this kid is good.”

This is the part in the Harry Potter issue of Entertainment Weekly, when Jason tells this story, that I started to cry.

One of the most iconic lines in the whole of the series was improvised. By a 12-year-old boy.

Holy Shit. This is why I love Daniel and think he’s the most brilliant actor of our time.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 17:38:30 -0400

maxterbate: maxterbate: Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr? Free chocolate milk for...

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:31:40 -0400

maxterbate:

maxterbate:

Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?

Free chocolate milk for everyone

i have just been informed on this

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Sat, 18 May 2013 13:55:45 -0400

rneerkat: thisisnotlogansblog: rneerkat: rneerkat: is there a month between april and...

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:54:26 -0400

rneerkat:

thisisnotlogansblog:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

is there a month between april and june?

may be

you can’t answer your own jokes

“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”

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Sat, 18 May 2013 08:54:57 -0400

the-hunters-angel: ileftmywingsinthemortuary: fangirl-clad-in-p...

Sat, 18 May 2013 08:54:38 -0400

the-hunters-angel:

ileftmywingsinthemortuary:

fangirl-clad-in-plaid-and-chucks:

a-weeping-angel-just:

heylilyhilily:

I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS.

THIS WILL NEVER GET OLD

#i’m not even in the fandom and i think this is great

excuse me but

HOW CAN YOU NOT BE IN THE FANDOM

Everybody is in this fandom idfc who you are.

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess: I’m angry someone missed the...

Sat, 18 May 2013 08:49:20 -0400

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

I’m angry someone missed the opportunity to call it the Aquelevator…

accio-superwhomerlockid: theroachsalad: saraunderthesea: mothe...

Sat, 18 May 2013 08:45:36 -0400

accio-superwhomerlockid:

theroachsalad:

saraunderthesea:

mothercheesus:

press play and watch the gif.

just trust me.

IF TUMBLR HAD A HIGHLIGHT REEL THIS WOULD BE IN IT

It’s on my dash again
i missed it

ITS BACK

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